Sitemap - 2024 - The Accidental Author
Happy Christmas, here's your jury summons!
A Wednesday kind of newsletter on a Friday
I cry a lot, but I am so productive
The Ghostwriter of Christmas Past is out *today*!
Eight weeks of exercise, and not an endorphin to be seen
Looks like I picked the wrong week to release my new audiobook
A Brief History of Our Half-Assed Halloweens
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I spent the week in the Scottish Highlands, then came home and bought cushions
I got called for jury duty right before my book deadline
The Novel Without a Name Has a Name!
I went to a Scottish island and figured out why I was unpopular in primary school
How I write a book is not how Nicole Kidman writes a book
I need to change the name of the book I'm writing
Why is everyone a 'girlie' all of a sudden?
I'm trying to write a novel in 50 days...
Someone left bottled water for our village, and now people on Threads hate me
The holidays are over* and now I need a holiday
I've been stranded in the south of England
I went on holiday and didn't document it on social media...
Dear Diary, someone hacked my Facebook account and spent £300 advertising ugly shoes
Everything I learned from going 'viral' on Instagram
My 6-year-old is getting anonymous hate mail
Dear Diary, I saw the Eras Tour, and found my people
Dear Diary, I bought a thermal vest in June
Dear Diary, I took Instagram off my phone...
Someone tried to sabotage my book release
Overthinking Friendship Bracelets
The neighbours shamed my child on Facebook over sidewalk chalk...
Dear Diary, my child is old enough to be embarrassed by me, and I have the same shoes as Rishi Sunak
Dear Diary, instead of counting sheep, I count worse-case scenarios
Dear Diary, my 6 year old thinks I'm famous
I got to live in my dream house for two days, and it basically ruined my life
Dear Diary, I went to Loch Ness and almost burned down the hotel*
Dear Diary, I'm planning a 'loch-down'
Dear Diary, my child had to wear PJs to school, and I'm shook
The Kate Middleton Photoshop scandal has made me feel old
Dear Diary, I went to the cinema for the first time in years
The Awkward Girl's Guide to the Week | In Which There is Speculation
The Awkward Girl's Guide to the Week | In Which There Are Numbers
Dear Diary, I gave up piano, and now I'm learning guitar
The Awkward Girl's Guide to Body Lotion
The Awkward Girl's Guide to January
Re-Watching Friends Has Soft-Launched My Midlife Crisis
Re-Reading My Teenage Diaries: January 1990
I hate yoga, but I'm going to try to do it anyway
Dear Diary, I'm going to learn to play 'Cardigan' on the keyboard