Dear Diary, my child is old enough to be embarrassed by me, and I have the same shoes as Rishi Sunak

These two things may or may not be connected

Last weekend Max was invited to a birthday party in one of those places that are just acres of bouncy inflatables and slides and other stuff that’s obviously designed for kids, but which is pretty fun for adults too, I mean let’s be honest.

“You might have to go in with him,” said Terry. “Remember the last time, when he refused to go in without one of u…