I got to live in my dream house for two days, and it basically ruined my life

The absolute indignity of returning to a house that doesn’t have a boot room

A couple of weeks ago, I was reading a thread on Mumsnet (Don’t look at me like that: it’s comedy gold over there some days¹…) about why some people aspire to owning large houses, rather than being content with smaller, more “modest” homes, and because this was Mumsnet, where everyone is better than you me, the general consensus was that no decent person…