Dear Diary, I took Instagram off my phone...

And also TikTok, Threads, and X...

I’m pleased to report that it’s been a quiet week in the village for once.

No one tried to shame anyone over chalk. No one tried to sabotage anyone else’s book release. There was that one incident when a tractor tried to drive over the pavement to avoid roadworks, and now there’s some vague talk of the residents perhaps barricading the road through the …