Dear Diary, I gave up piano, and now I'm learning guitar

Well, folks, it’s been a WEEK.

David fell off a cliff in Neighbours. King Charles has cancer. Taylor Swift won AOTY at the Grammys and announced a new album, which is ostensibly called The Tortured Poets Department, but which might as well be called Joe Alwyn Is A P**k And Now I Will Tell You Why. I got accused of abusing a pair of trousers, and had a …