I failed at every single one of my New Year's Resolutions last year...

... but I'm not letting that stop me making some more

Happy New Year, everyone!

I hope you’ve all had a good holiday season, and haven’t done what I did, which was to basically just deal with the stress of it all by asking myself, “What would Henry VIII do?” and then answering that question by eating, drinking, and generally carousing in a terrible, uncontrolled kind of way which, thankfully, did not includ…