The Awkward Girl' Guide to the Week | In Which There Are Injuries
The Sad Tale of the Laundry Basket and the Leg
One of my less aspirational festive traditions is the one in which I somehow contrive to injure or disfigure myself just in time for Christmas, or some other important event. Last year, for instance, I burned my hand while attempting to fill a hot water bottle, creating a vivid red blister that rendered my Christmas manicure kind of pointless, really, b…